Mad Money Machine

by Paul Douglas Boyer

Thank You, MMM is Nominated!

Thank you, thank you, thank you! You have successfully gotten Mad Money Machine nominated as one of the five best business podcasts at podcastawards.com!

And here’s some relief: I won’t hound you to vote for this show now because I’m sure Manager Tools has it locked up. (They already won most advertisers or something, and it is consistently ranked #1 at PodcastAlley.com with tons more votes than MMM has ever gotten. So no need pushing the rope.)

Nonetheless, we’ve done it! Getting nominated was the only goal and we did it! Thank you so very very much, it really means a lot to me that you the listeners cared enough to waste your time doing that for me. I’m humbled, honored, and incentivized. I’ll try and make it up to you by working harder to give you something tasty each show. Thank you.

Mon, July 24 2006 » Announcements » 1 Comment

HAL now pal?

Halliburton Company (HAL) is one of the stocks in our portfolio of select Cramer featured stocks. It closed at about $30 today.

On today’s Real Money radio show, Jim Cramer said the following (excerpted from his web site):

Last Friday Cramer said he issued an alert to his Action Alert PLUS subscribers that people should declare victory with Halliburton (HAL) and sell it when it was at $37, even though Cramer could not sell it for his charitable trust, Action Alerts PLUS.
From last Friday, the stock is down seven points. This is a company that has lost $8 billion in market capitalization even though Halliburton reported an earnings report that was great, Cramer said.
People are now starting to make up things to make some rational sense out of this irrational behavior, Cramer said.
But don’t listen to the headlines. The fact of the matter is that the infrastructure business is really strong, and it is not connected to housing, Cramer said.
In the meantime, Cramer told listeners to wait for sellers to give up and throw away the stocks, and then pick them up.

I am not a subscriber to Action Alerts Plus. And even if I were, it would not be fair to the non-subscribers or to Jim for me to tell you what he says in it. Furthermore, as a normal member of the Mad Money viewing public, I’m representing what most people see on TV.

So… last Friday was July 14th, right? Well, on Mad Money on July 18th he said this in response to a Lightning Round caller:

Halliburton: “The bears have this stock … in their paws. … I’m not backing away from my charitable trust. … But understand the forecast is still pain.” And the stock is listed in his Bullish section of the website for that day.

I took this to mean that we shouldn’t back away either. Note that he did not say sell it at $37. Is he saying sell it now? What do you think we should do with it in the portfolio? Interpret it as a sell? Interpret it as a hold (since Jim still holds it in Action Alerts Plus portfolio)? Lemme know. Leave me a comment right here.

If you say sell, then we will adjust the portfolio to reflect Monday’s price at 10:30. (But it won’t show up until I get back from vacation on Wednesday).

Fri, July 21 2006 » Blog » 1 Comment

MMM-032: Stock Pickin Blues (entire show)

The world-premiere of my new song Stock Pickin Blues!

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Stock Pickin Blues

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I picked a day at random between 1 Jan and 31 May 2006 to highlight the results from a specific Mad Money show. The random day that was selected was April 5th. See how Jim’s featured stocks did and also see how the lightning round bullish and bearish stocks would have done. As a reference, the S&P 500 was down 5.6% between April 5th and 18 July.

Recently lower download stats. Three reasons I can think of: 1) People are on vacation 2) People are not interested in stocks and stock shows, or 3) This show is getting too focused on index funds instead of specific stocks.

Our Guru has a book that will help you deal with random happenings.

For our Tool this week, who cares about money anyway? We work to get money to invest in stocks so we can buy more music. For this tool, you won’t need to buy as much music.

THANK YOU for submitting your early money memories! See the comments from show #31 to read all the great early money memories for yourself. Sorry my intro to that segment was drowned out by the music. I was going to fix it but got too lazy.

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Music from music.podshow.com:
Stock Pickin Blues – (lyrics by Paul Douglas Boyer mashed up with music from James Connolly’s song Blackbird Blues)
Runaway Train – Under Feather
FUNK IN A – PAT ZELENKA
Basic Blues – Kparx
Basic Blues – Kparx
Basic Blues – Kparx
I Am Not Alone – Rachel Keagy
sitar – ???
Blackheart Blues – Melissa Forbes
Money – Theory in Motion
I Quit Smokin – Feed The Kitty – Studio Z Productions

Stock Pickin Blues
(Lyrics by Paul Douglas Boyer)
Well… I been tryin’ to find another way to make me some money
‘Cause my job ain’t got much pay.
Yeah, been tryin’ to find another way to make me some money
‘Cause my job ain’t got much pay
So, I been foolin’ around in that stock market
Tryin’ to do it Jimmy Cramer’s way

Bought a hundred shares of Mr. Softie
It’s gone down day by day
Then bought a hundred of United Health Group
And I lost about half of it that way
So I calls up Mr. Cramer
To see what he’d have to say

And here’s what he said
He said I want you to sell that Mr Softie
That’s just a house of pain
And I want you to sell UNH
That’s been money down the drain
Then go and buy some Crystallex
You’ll have a golden day

So I mortgaged my house
Auctioned my car
Pawned all my jewelry
Even sold my brand new pair of shoes
And I put everything I owned in the stocks
That Jimmy told me to do
By now you know my story
I’m singin’ the Stock Pickin’ Blues

After all the dust had settled
I started doin’ some readin’
Come to find out pickin’ stocks
Wasn’t what I was needin’
Had to set it and forget it
To try and stop the bleedin’
Ain’t no use tryin’ to beat the market
There’s just too many people competin’
So fellas I got some news
I’m all done now with the Stock Pickin’ Blues

Get your blues turned to green
At the MadMoneyMachine.com

Thu, July 20 2006 » Podcasts » 22 Comments

MMM-031: I Hope You Still Have Time

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I Hope You Still Have Time

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The Free Breakfast

The answer to mojojojo103’s question: What was the first index fund?

Quant funds. How about a Magic Formula fund?

evan won the book this week.

Funny Money segment reads a rejection letter.

BOOK GIVEAWAY! I’m giving away yet another copy of Index Funds: The 12-Step Program for Active Investors. Make sure you are registered then simply add a comment to this show that tells about one of your Earliest Money Memories. It doesn’t have to be a Pulitzer-prize winning story!

I promise (if you keep listening to the Mad Money Machine) not to head-butt you in the chest.

Nosey? You need this week’s TOOL!

Where did they get the idea for a Cramer Mona Lisa?

A home game version of Guru Roulette?

I did a back test on our Guru‘s suggested portfolio. It did pretty good!

A tune for people trying to time the market or pick individual stocks.

Another little treat: I looked at the performance of last December 15th’s Magic Formula stocks. How have they done compared to the ETF Portfolio?

A tip: You can find out ALL the stocks that make up the DFA funds.

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Music from music.podshow.com:
Runaway Train – Under Feather
Its Time – Mike Drazka
Blur – PunchTube
Wake Up – Theory in Motion
Money – Theory in Motion
Silk Route – Satya
Shut Up and Pray – Leah Martensen
The Wayback Machine – The Geargrinders
In My Arms – Theory in Motion

Thu, July 13 2006 » Podcasts » 11 Comments

MMM-030: The Enlightening Round

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The Enlightening Round

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Did you watch the fireworks? For me it is all about EGRESS!

I noticed iTunes no longer has a listing for the top podcasts in different categories.
Also, they censored show #27: STOX SUX. So I changed the name to STOX STINX

The first FUNNY MONEY segment is introduced. Call me at 206-734-4736 with your earliest money memory and tell me a story about one of the first things you remember about money. You can plug your podcast if you want!

Our Guru this time sat at the library studying leading investment guides and wondered why none of them considered risk as well as return.

Books I’m reading:
Index Funds: The 12-Step Program for Active Investors by Mark T. Hebner
John Bogle on Investing
Peter Bernstein: The Remarkable Story of Risk and also his Capidal Ideas
Freakonomics by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner
Where Are The Customers’ Yachts? by Fred Schwed
and Winning the Loser’s Game by Charles Ellis

I’ve got way too much stuff!
Do you have too many stocks and/or mutual funds?

A thought experiment.

Our Tool in the Crib lets you create your own market.

I’ve watched more soccer in the past 3 weeks than in the past sum total of my life. But, why don’t they make the goal 2 feet wider and 2 feet taller?

Mad Money Review: Jim Cramer said to get out of the speculative stocks. That was quick! And by the way, what beach was it anyway?

The Speculation Blues

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Music from music.podshow.com:
When Bullets Fly – The Michael E. Thomas Band
Too Much Stuff, Too Little House – Shelly Niebuhr
Ruby in the Dust – The Michael E. Thomas Band
The Speculation Blues – lyrics by Mark T. Hebner

Thu, July 6 2006 » Podcasts » 27 Comments

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Wed, July 5 2006 » Announcements » 1 Comment

MMM-029: Financial Independence Day

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Financial Independence Day

The Declaration of Independence

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When is the best time to buy or sell stocks?

Active trading is fun, fun, fun.

Declare independence because taxes were imposed upon us without our consent?

Have you ever added up a list of all the things you pay taxes on?

If you want less of something, tax it. Good thing trading stocks is taxed?

How do we reconcile the notions that stocks are like gambling and stocks are not like gambling?

Our Guru is also our Tool!

A Google search on Financial Independence yielded two notions: becoming debt free and becoming free from The Man. Get a lot of money, then you can do what you love.

The Number by Lee Eisenberg is discussed.

The Rule of 25 is the Financial Independence Rule!

Ten Tips for Financial Independence and the Good Life.

Celebrate Financial Independence Day by Elaine Chao

Planning Financial Independence from Cruisenews.net

Mad Money Review looks at Jim’s Recap of his show from November 17th. Get Shorty. Wall Street Journal had an article about how some heavily shorted stocks may have upside before the end of the year. Cramer’s take. LEND, OVTI, RRGB, Calpine (formerly CPN), MSO, WGO, BZH, and EXP.

Portfolio Smackdown results for the first half of 2006.

BOOK GIVEAWAY! I’m giving away another copy of Index Funds: The 12-Step Program for Active Investors. Make sure you are registered then add a comment to this show notes that includes the keyword given in the show.

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Music from music.podshow.com:
Stars and Stripes Forever – John Philips Sousa
Independence Day – Life Has Teeth
Save Your Money – Lee Maddeford
I Don’t Need You – Dusty Hughes
Freedom – GILES
A Freedom Cry – Scaterd Few

Listen to show #29! Would you nominate the Mad Money Machine for best business podcast at PodcastAwards.com?

Financial Independence Day

Fri, June 30 2006 » Podcasts » 15 Comments

Go plug yourself: Tell me an Early Money Memory

I just had a thought for something that could be a fun segment for the Mad Money Machine: Tell me an early money memory you have. (Someone once said that your attitudes about money later in life are shaped by your earliest memories about money.) So tell me yours! I’ll try to play it on the Mad Money Machine show. Try to be brief (’cause you know I don’t dwell on any one thing too long) and G-rated.

And during your call you can plug something if you want to… you certainly don’t have to! For example, if you are a podcaster and want someone to know how to find your show, or if you sell something, or even if you have an eBay auction for something. No Vices please!

To tell me your early money memory, either:
1. Record it to an mp3 file and get it to me (email it or upload it somewhere and tell me where)
2. Call it in to my voicemail line at 206-734-4736 (20-MP3-4-iPod)
3. Skype me at madmoneymachine
4. just email me the text to read
5. or whatever

I told you my early money memory in a previous show: I was about 6 years old. My grandmother gave me 5 cents to go to the corner store and buy some candy. I would buy 4 cents worth, walk out of the store, then come back in and buy the final penny’s worth. Why? Because if I bought all 5 cents at once I would have to pay another penny in sales tax!

Wed, June 28 2006 » Announcements » Comments Off on Go plug yourself: Tell me an Early Money Memory

MMM-028: Son of a Beach

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Son of a Beach

Close your eyes and picture: a seat by the pool, by the ocean, red sun on the horizon, warm breeze, festive lights. The band starts to play…

Did anyone listen to this show? Short turn-around means you probably didn’t.

My prediction for when the USA will win the World Cup.

My beach book: The Wisdom of Crowds by James Suroweicki

Legalize Insider Trading?

How many beans in the jar?

Our Guru knows how to be efficient.

Todd Good says Mad Money Machine is the best investing podcast, hands down.
Check out WaterfrontRoasters.com and type in the promotional code ‘Madmoney’ to get a 20% discount off your purchase.

Do you think you should invest ALL your money in a Mad Money portfolio?

Merton Miller once said: I do choose a few stocks myself, but I do it strictly for entertainment.

The Portfolio Smackdown is reviewed.

The speculative index is down 5.8%

Play with play money in the MadMoneyMachineCOM Investment Guru Challenge.

It is time to have a serious Tool in the Crib

Did you take the Risk Capacity Survey at ifa.com? Let me know what you think.

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Music from music.podshow.com:

Another Trip Home – Mushroom Beach – Jeff Rosiana
Summertime – Brother Love
Runaway Train – Under Feather
Beach 1968 – Paul
Get Together – T. Nile
On The Beach – Dreamweaver
Sleep at the Beach – Dave Mardis

Sun, June 25 2006 » Podcasts » 5 Comments

MMM-027: STOX STINX

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STOX SUX

Kate’s letter: Have I gone to the Dark Side?

Our Guru knows a thing or two about us, the average investor.

Do you love stock predictions? Especially ones where they have a Target Price!

Company Symbol Date Price Then Target Peak Peak Date June 15th
SCHLUMBERGER SLB 1/6/2006 $ 53.74 $ 65.00 $ 74.75 5/11/2006 $ 59.03
Lufkin Industries, Inc. LUFK 1/9/2006 $ 56.29 $ 75.00 $ 71.47 5/10/2006 $ 53.62
Myogen, Inc. MYOG 1/11/2006 $ 33.86 40 or 50 $ 42.27 3/6/2006 $ 29.58
Saks Incorporated SKS 1/18/2006 $ 18.01 25 or 30 $ 20.59 5/1/2006 $ 15.86
Ultra Petroleum Corp. UPL 1/19/2006 $ 66.35 70 then higher $ 70.00 1/24/2006 $ 52.69
Seagate Technology STX 1/23/2006 $ 25.57 $ 30.00 $ 28.11 3/3/2006 $ 22.22
Citi Trends, Inc. CTRN 1/23/2006 $ 40.68 $ 50.00 $ 57.85 5/4/2006 $ 44.78
Grey Wolf, Inc. GW 1/26/2006 $ 8.51 $ 10.00 $ 8.85 5/11/2006 $ 7.36
NMT Medical, Inc. NMTI 1/27/2006 $ 17.26 $ 100.00 $ 25.98 2/2/2006 $ 10.52
Crocs, Inc. CROX 2/15/2006 $ 28.00 $ 35.00 $ 35.73 5/5/2006 $ 23.61
TD Ameritrade Holding Corp. AMTD 2/16/2006 $ 19.72 $ 22.00 $ 22.88 2/27/2006 $ 15.58
TradeStation Group, Inc. TRAD 2/16/2006 $ 16.39 $ 20.00 $ 17.58 3/6/2006 $ 12.60
Terex Corporation TEX 2/16/2006 $ 76.47 $ 80.00 $ 103.00 5/5/2006 $ 85.77
The Gap Inc. GPS 2/17/2006 $ 18.82 $ 26.00 $ 19.47 2/23/2006 $ 17.58
ViroPharma Incorporated VPHM 2/28/2006 $ 19.35 30 or 40 $ 19.35 2/28/2006 $ 9.09
American Science & Engineering, Inc. ASEI 3/1/2006 $ 83.55 $ 100.00 $ 93.86 3/31/2006 $ 55.32
CBIZ Inc. CBIZ 3/24/2006 $ 7.47 $ 10.00 $ 9.00 5/5/2006 $ 7.23

The Fake IRA(tm)

The high-water mark is 24% per year for 14 years. Can Cramer help us pick stocks to beat the market?

Track The Cramer Speculative Portfolio at the bottom of the Portfolios page. Unofficial!

The AAPCX Fund!

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Music from the Podsafe Music Network:

Runaway Train by Under Feather
Why Am I Still Here by berman
Better Off Dead by moisture fuel
These Days by The Entropy
Piece of Me by moisture fuel
No Tomorrow by Dean Madonia
Guns Save Lives by Infrabuse
Groove IT by Denis Kitchen

Thu, June 15 2006 » Podcasts » 15 Comments

Our first Book Winner

We have our first winner of the book Index Funds: The 12-Step Program for Active Investors…

scottaplus!

Thanks for being so attentive scottaplus!

I’ll be giving away another book. Listen to show #27 this Friday for more details on how to win.

Mon, June 12 2006 » Announcements » Comments Off on Our first Book Winner