Mad Money Machine

One Million Million Dollars

The amount of money being thrown around these days is not just staggering but also bewildering. How many times have you heard someone confuse one million with one billion for example? And others use phrases like, "That’s billion with a ‘b’" to distinguish between the relatively paltry million.

These days though we are hearing the word "trillion" a lot more. Million. Billion. Trillion. They all basically sound the same. Like dime, nickel, quarter. Are they really that much different? It is amazing that they are indeed very much different. In fact, in order to get a billion of something you have to have a thousand million of them. Then to get a trillion of them you need a thousand billion.

More remarkable is how many millions of something you need to get a trillion of them. Let’s supposed that in addition to paper money in denominations of ones, tens, twentys, and one hundreds that the FED just happened to print up for convenience a one million dollar bill. It would have printed on each corner, "1,000,000" and below would be "ONE MILLION DOLLARS." (Oh hey, I just realized, there is no "$" symbol on US money. Hmmmmm.)

If you could get a legitimate one, would you like to have a ONE MILLION DOLLAR bill? I suspect you would. It would pay for a lot of things. In fact, for most people it would completely pay off all their loans and would also carry them through tough times in case they had to leave their job. A million dollars is a lot of money to a person. Yes, a ONE MILLION DOLLAR bill is a lot of money.

So with these one million dollar bills, how many of them would you need to have $1 Trillion? It is astonishing to realize that you would need ONE MILLION ONE MILLION DOLLAR bills to reach $1 Trillion. A million times a million. To write all that out is $1,000,000,000,000. I learned today that Zimbabwe is now printing a one trillion dollar bill (correction: a $100 trillion! ). It is worth something like $30 or $300 US dolllars because of their currency’s hyperinflation.

But I keep hearing how the TARP, the government stimulus, the unfunded liabilities, and all that stuff are putting the US somewhere between $1,200,000,000,000 and $65,000,000,000,000 in debt. Literally mind-numbing numbers for most people. So let’s average the two and round it to 30 trillion. With 6 billion people on the planet, that works out to be $30,000,000,000,000 divided by 6,000,000,000. To simplify by getting rid of excess zeros say $30,0000/6 which is equal to $5,000 of debt for every man, woman, and baby on the planet.

I’m hoping that this is the peak. I’m hoping that we will not have to start using the word quadrillion. But what can I do about it?