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New Manchester United Uniform

Now that AIG has been taken over by the USA, the Barclay’s English Premiere League soccer team Manchester United has revealed their new kit. The uniforms will retain the same colour scheme, but will have their new sponsor’s logo prominently displayed on the front.

“It is business as usual for us,” said a spokesman for the Glazer family. 

The new logo features the new sponsor’s initials “USA” in the same font and inside the same white rectangle as the previous sponsor. The spokesman dismissed reports of a completely new logo featuring the image of Federal Reserve Bank chairman Ben Bernanke.